really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

aviculor:

Ain’t got a care in world,

but got plenty of beer.

Ain’t got no money in my pocket,

Ｂ　Ｕ　Ｔ　　Ｉ　’　Ｍ　　Ａ　Ｌ　Ｒ　Ｅ　Ａ　Ｄ　Ｙ　　Ｈ　Ｅ　Ｒ　Ｅ.

my monthly phone plan is on a limited minute thing and sending and receiving texts each cost a minute each and i have two minutes left this month that i can’t reset until the end of this week

and i suddenly have a bunch of texts that i have to respond to but caN’T AND THEY’RE NICE TEXTS THAT MAKE ME SMILE I HAVE TO ALERT THE FRIEND THAT I AM SMILE

kuzuryolo:

wanting to ask to be on someones friends page but not knowing if they consider you a friend (triple backflips into a covertable)(starts driving away)(i am crying)

foxnewsofficial:

how come eyebrows know when to stop growing what’s going on there 

i draw a lot of kankri don’t i

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die