really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
Ain’t got a care in world,
but got plenty of beer.
Ain’t got no money in my pocket,
Ｂ Ｕ Ｔ Ｉ ’ Ｍ Ａ Ｌ Ｒ Ｅ Ａ Ｄ Ｙ Ｈ Ｅ Ｒ Ｅ.
my monthly phone plan is on a limited minute thing and sending and receiving texts each cost a minute each and i have two minutes left this month that i can’t reset until the end of this week
and i suddenly have a bunch of texts that i have to respond to but caN’T AND THEY’RE NICE TEXTS THAT MAKE ME SMILE I HAVE TO ALERT THE FRIEND THAT I AM SMILE
wanting to ask to be on someones friends page but not knowing if they consider you a friend (triple backflips into a covertable)(starts driving away)(i am crying)
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die